Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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