Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
