Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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