You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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