I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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