grandma shit on top of the toilet
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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