i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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