Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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