haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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