What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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