Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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