But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I supernannyed him into submission
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
