Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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