where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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