check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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