I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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