TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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