y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
How's work?
Spinning.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Randomize
