belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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