I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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