well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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