Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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