I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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