i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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