her vagine was all disorganized.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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