You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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