Whod you bang
I bet he comes in French.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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