Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Welp...herpes.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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