Heybabeimwearingurpanties
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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