remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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