i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
this hospital has no fireball
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
