I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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