I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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