At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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