Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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