At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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