to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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