I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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