We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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