i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm always down for nudity.
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