Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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