I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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