Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
