I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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