im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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