There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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