We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
