I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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