I am in a vortex of obligation.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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