i already hear my dad disowning me
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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