But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i barfeds in our rink
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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