I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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