Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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