Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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